Explore
 Lists  Reviews  Images  Update feed
Categories
MoviesTV ShowsMusicBooksGamesDVDs/Blu-RayPeopleArt & DesignPlacesWeb TV & PodcastsToys & CollectiblesComic Book SeriesBeautyAnimals   View more categories »
Listal logo
All reviews - Movies (34) - TV Shows (2) - DVDs (1) - Books (1)

Steel Dawn review

Posted : 9 years ago on 18 December 2015 02:53 (A review of Steel Dawn)

Movie plenty of swordfights and good fistfights by a desert warrior, a former soldier of a war, well-built warrior Patrick Swayze, called Nomad, equipped with the powerful male physical presence needed to fulfill the role and in tight pants and glorious chaps. There’s a notorious prominence at the crotch area as well, and our hero is blissfully bronzed, rippled, and beaded with sweat while swinging heavy equipment under the hot sun, surrounded by dusty hunks at the time. His skills at spinning kicks which down his foes are on full display and Swayze does engage in not one but two spirited battles with Christopher Neame.

This is the villain: Sho, who murdered Nomad's mentor, Cord, with his blade hidden in a knee pad which springs forth when it appears he could be in trouble. Nomad watch him massacre his mentor in a bar, using that retractable blade on his knee pad and knifes Cord in the groin until he dies.

The film keeps you watching from start to finish with exciting hand-to-hand fighting, a rousing across the desert wind-propelled car chase – where Nomad engages in a wind racer duel with thug Makker and stabs him with a lance attached to the vehicle - and a particularly roughhouse final sword-swinging confrontation between Nomad and ruthless hired gun assassin Sho (a perfectly repellent Christopher Neame), an arrogant, sneering, spiky-haired behemoth who wants to carve Nomad up so he can prove that he's top dog. The action scenes are sudden, brutal, bloody, grisly and exciting!

These duels also culminate in a battle with Tar, the Alpha Thug, who is really more interested in proving who is the better fighter, the Alpha. Patrick Swayze finish him brutally and even manages to emasculate him.

Having defeated the Alpha Thug, the lone warrior confronts the evil Sho. His rival can no longer hold that desire to defeat and rage-fuck the lone warrior.
The ending is superb: one of better sword fights long sword and knife fight in movie history, very exciting and well handled -not to mention very graphic.
Nomad decides for a battle face-to-face with the bloodthirsty Sho, fighting for revenge in a final confrontation with Sho and prepares himself up. He reveals that the sheath for his sword is a pair of metal clips attached to his muscular thigh, which allow the sword to move down his leg like a huge cock. Sword affixed to his leg, he engages in a duel with the lesser thugs and also confronts Sho, the Alpha Thug
The villain had already several lengthy battles with Swayze, but this one is a climactic clash of orgasmic proportions. The two virile rugged fighters heave, huff, growl, and flex, all while poking, prodding, jabbing, and thrusting in ejaculatory despair. Swayze manages to receive a brutal gash near the groin, but he triumphs with a savage blow to his rival’s heart.

Sho informs Swayze that Swayze is the best opponent he has ever faced, “But no one is better than me.” He goes on to be killed while attempting to employ his Crafty Knee Blade. It turns out that Patrick Swayze’s sword has a hidden blade in its hilt, which he uncovers at the crucial moment and uses to stab Sho somewhere in the vital torso region. That doesn’t kill him, but eventually Swayze sweeps both the little swords out of Sho’s grip. As Sho stands, Swayze performs a spinning reverse underhand Death Stab and skewers Sho through the gut. Sho falls to his knees with Swayze’s sword sticking in him, almost like he is tasting that wild penetration metaphor that make a warrior proud. “My swords,” Sho pleads. He is a Warrior to the last. His only desire is to die with his swords in his hands.


0 comments, Reply to this entry

The Final Sanction review

Posted : 9 years ago on 18 December 2015 12:00 (A review of The Final Sanction)

Two movies with the same structure. Same manhood reaching 4 supremacy, alpha males in opposite sides, tearing each other 2 death in manly testosterone fueled combats!
*********THE FINAL SANCTION *******************
After war breaks out between the U.S. and Russia, the two countries decide to settle the conflict by putting its two best warriors into an arena in a fight to the death. Ted Prior vs. Robert Z'Dar in a one-on-one fight to the death.
On the American side, Tom Batanic, a tuff and ripped U.S. Army sergeant skild in street fights, uniformed like a US Army Ranger . On the Russian side, Sergei Schvackov is a herculean sergeant in the USSR Special Forces recruited for tat mission. Uniformed like a Spetsnaz with huge tall black polished boots.
Each soldier locks in his weapons, and the main even is about to begin! The battle taking place in the woods. Soon they get out of amno and , most important, they cant resist any longer to the testosterone steam teasing their hot muscular bodies. They got hard on each other blood lust! Sergei demands a no weapons mano-a-mano fisticuffs and take place the greatest fight scene.
********************ROBOT JOX ****************
The hero Achilles (Gary Graham) must fight against the evil Russian robot fighter called Alexander (Paul Koslo) by fighting gladiator style battle to death. The sadistic and maniacal Russian Villain, use to ruthlessly stomping on his helpless opponents after they've already surrendered.
On the ultimate combat the 2 rivals go into a climactic fight with the robots taking each other apart piece by piece, still functioning with broken pieces hanging off. Kind of like an MMA fight. Brutal, violent, testosterone fueled battle that turns into a grueling mayhem as the robots tear each other apart!
Only then the two rivals meet each other out of their destroyed robots and degenerates into two guys hitting each other with pipes of steel like swords. Disputes between nations are now settled mano-a-mano: Marketplace Western Union faces off against Russian Confederation and the final battle occurs outside of the big-ass robots and is reduced to one man verses another on an orgasmic experience.
Their gear is spectacular: helmets, gloves, huge motocross boots. They gonna havoc!


0 comments, Reply to this entry

The Final Sanction review

Posted : 9 years ago on 17 December 2015 11:58 (A review of The Final Sanction)

Two movies with the same structure. Same manhood reaching 4 supremacy, alpha males in opposite sides, tearing each other 2 death in manly testosterone fueled combats!
*********THE FINAL SANCTION *******************
After war breaks out between the U.S. and Russia, the two countries decide to settle the conflict by putting its two best warriors into an arena in a fight to the death. Ted Prior vs. Robert Z'Dar in a one-on-one fight to the death.
On the American side, Tom Batanic, a tuff and ripped U.S. Army sergeant skild in street fights, uniformed like a US Army Ranger . On the Russian side, Sergei Schvackov is a herculean sergeant in the USSR Special Forces recruited for tat mission. Uniformed like a Spetsnaz with huge tall black polished boots.
Each soldier locks in his weapons, and the main even is about to begin! The battle taking place in the woods. Soon they get out of amno and , most important, they cant resist any longer to the testosterone steam teasing their hot muscular bodies. They got hard on each other blood lust! Sergei demands a no weapons mano-a-mano fisticuffs and take place the greatest fight scene.
********************ROBOT JOX ****************
The hero Achilles (Gary Graham) must fight against the evil Russian robot fighter called Alexander (Paul Koslo) by fighting gladiator style battle to death. The sadistic and maniacal Russian Villain, use to ruthlessly stomping on his helpless opponents after they've already surrendered.
On the ultimate combat the 2 rivals go into a climactic fight with the robots taking each other apart piece by piece, still functioning with broken pieces hanging off. Kind of like an MMA fight. Brutal, violent, testosterone fueled battle that turns into a grueling mayhem as the robots tear each other apart!
Only then the two rivals meet each other out of their destroyed robots and degenerates into two guys hitting each other with pipes of steel like swords. Disputes between nations are now settled mano-a-mano: Marketplace Western Union faces off against Russian Confederation and the final battle occurs outside of the big-ass robots and is reduced to one man verses another on an orgasmic experience.
Their gear is spectacular: helmets, gloves, huge motocross boots. They gonna havoc!


0 comments, Reply to this entry

Robot Jox review

Posted : 9 years ago on 17 December 2015 11:54 (A review of Robot Jox)

Two movies with the same structure. Same manhood reaching 4 supremacy, alpha males in opposite sides, tearing each other 2 death in manly testosterone fueled combats!
*********THE FINAL SANCTION *******************
After war breaks out between the U.S. and Russia, the two countries decide to settle the conflict by putting its two best warriors into an arena in a fight to the death. Ted Prior vs. Robert Z'Dar in a one-on-one fight to the death.
On the American side, Tom Batanic, a tuff and ripped U.S. Army sergeant skild in street fights, uniformed like a US Army Ranger . On the Russian side, Sergei Schvackov is a herculean sergeant in the USSR Special Forces recruited for tat mission. Uniformed like a Spetsnaz with huge tall black polished boots.
Each soldier locks in his weapons, and the main even is about to begin! The battle taking place in the woods. Soon they get out of amno and , most important, they cant resist any longer to the testosterone steam teasing their hot muscular bodies. They got hard on each other blood lust! Sergei demands a no weapons mano-a-mano fisticuffs and take place the greatest fight scene.
********************ROBOT JOX ****************
The hero Achilles (Gary Graham) must fight against the evil Russian robot fighter called Alexander (Paul Koslo) by fighting gladiator style battle to death. The sadistic and maniacal Russian Villain, use to ruthlessly stomping on his helpless opponents after they've already surrendered.
On the ultimate combat the 2 rivals go into a climactic fight with the robots taking each other apart piece by piece, still functioning with broken pieces hanging off. Kind of like an MMA fight. Brutal, violent, testosterone fueled battle that turns into a grueling mayhem as the robots tear each other apart!
Only then the two rivals meet each other out of their destroyed robots and degenerates into two guys hitting each other with pipes of steel like swords. Disputes between nations are now settled mano-a-mano: Marketplace Western Union faces off against Russian Confederation and the final battle occurs outside of the big-ass robots and is reduced to one man verses another on an orgasmic experience.
Their gear is spectacular: helmets, gloves, huge motocross boots. They gonna havoc!


0 comments, Reply to this entry

Double Impact review

Posted : 9 years ago on 17 December 2015 12:35 (A review of Double Impact)

The film boasts some superb fight scenes Slow motion galore and Van Damme grunts and poses and jumps kicks his way through countless foes, his boots like lethal weapons that split skulls, break spines and necks in a constant posing and muscle flexing from him. He dresses as those he’s in the military – tight black t-shirt fitting his ripped muscular v shape torso, jeans and cowboy boots.
Bullets thru muscular bodies. Blood exploding in geysers.. Bodies piling up. Add plenty of broken bones. And nose bleeds. The action is brutal and high-energy.
We even got a high kicking bloke with spurs on the heels of his boots, a bodyguard who uses the spurs on his boot to inflict pain in a macho way to kill and to die. Spurs slashing a man’s throat on Mahjong Parlour.
It’s the Best Kill: One of the baddies Peter Malota) had spurs on his boots. He kicked a random dude (Kemal Krifa, the power muscled fighter) in a bar and slit his muscular throat wide open with the spur. The high-kicking, spur-wearing Albanian Peter Malota eventually got his neck broken after gettin his head whipped back by some major Van Damme! Cowboy boots vs Spurred Boots ! Peter uses nothing but kicks when fighting. It makes sense considering he's wearing spurs on his boots for extra damage. Alex ends up fighting this macho stud wearing a suit with spurs on his boots. They flip through semi-darkness until finally Alex beats him to death. Short, sweet, pointless.
The action comes thick and fast, boots and fists regularly meeting face, making for some really convincing karate smack-downs. On top of all the martial arts mayhem, the high 360 degree kicks in the final fight to the face of Bolo Yeung !
Van Damme sporting a ripped physique and look of primal fury hidden beneath his hardened grimace Van Damme is at his round-house-kicking best leads to build up a huge climax where we get our JCVD vs Bolo Yeung rematch amongst other fight scenes confrontation between Bolo Yeung (the guy with the glass eye) and Van Damme.
The end fight is a epic showdown, a brutal and electrifying finale with shirtless punch ups, slow motion kicks, shirtless slow motion running away whilst something explodes behind.
They both, for no reason other than prove their manhood, rip their shirts of and flex their muscles. This fight started off very violent with many spin-kicks to the face .Bolo rips of a JCVDs shirt, then his own, then flexes down. Bolo begins lifting barrels over his head and throwing them at the JCVD who dodges them until he gets close enough to gradually spin kick Bolo into a fuse box and electrocute him, which causes fire and ends blowing up Bolo’s corpse.
Klimax Klub Bouncer is Evan Lurie, don’t forget. This brutal fighter deserved a most detailed brutal death, in another boot 2 boot combat with van damme!


0 comments, Reply to this entry

Fist of Steel review

Posted : 9 years ago on 15 December 2015 05:00 (A review of Fist of Steel)

In a post-apocalyptic desert landscape, a fighter named Amp (Cook) top gladiator, "Amp" (Dale 'apollo' Cook)' makes his bid to escape the clutches of the syndicate that runs these fights sends evil "Mainframe" (Greg Douglass) who eventually hunts him down in order to destroy Amp and even nails his wrists to the ground, left him 4 die.
Looking for revenge, Amp has to fight in Punchfighting tournaments in order to get his enemies.Cook arms himself with nunchucks, that he stuck inside his left boot. He fight and kill in the most brutal combats other opponents. Everything eventually culminates in a ultimate battle face off against Cook muscles with the lethal and sharp spurs attached on his tall black boots. Meanwhile his henchman Wires (Don Nayaka Nielsen ) also injures Cook with his studded gloves fists . They even have sharp razors on their elbows and make Cook roar and grunt in pain, bleedin all over his leather vest and boots.
At last Cook reach to end Wires: make him fall on his back when Mainframe was about to kick him. The boot come down but the sharp spur stick into the muscular chest of Wires, stabbing him to death. He roared in agony pain, grasping his bud tall boot with both hands. Cook take the moment to attack his enemy and slam him into the wall with a brutal roundhouse kick. Then rise his leg and send his tall boot into Mainframe throat, smashin his larynx. He dies holding Cook’s leather boot and gurgling to death, bleeding from mouth , his booted legs spread apart till he falls on his face.


0 comments, Reply to this entry

Dragon Fire review

Posted : 9 years ago on 14 December 2015 02:58 (A review of Dragon Fire)

“Let me give a brief description of the rules. THERE ARE NONE!”
Los Angeles 2032 A.D. Crime. Drugs. Violence. Rape. The City of Angels has descended into chaos. Cocky fighter , wearing chains, sleeveless vests, studded leather gauntlets , military-style wins underground fighting tournament, killing his opponent afer being losing with him in a brutal combat whre both changed axe kicks with his fuckin boots. The loser was waring tall black boots against the winner brown harness boots. Afterwards, in a desert back alley, winner gets attacked and killed by a masked fighter that snap his neck in a brutal twist of his head. Ujust see the guy carving the ground with his harness boots filling those tight jeans.
Then, Street fighter Dominic La Banca seeks to avenge his brother's death in this lawless city. To find the killer, he must enter the deadly underworld of the Alley Fights a savage kickboxing match of the future!
Large warehouse crowded with excited males to place bets on each fighter. Fight scenes are hardcore and heavy, a like a boxing and the most recent Muay Thai kickboxing, and Ultimate Fighting competitions. In these scenes, the crowd is mostly wearing black leather jackets, white or black t-shirts, and blue jeans and leather boots, some even combat boots or motocross boots with silver plate on front shaft.
The crowd is unruly, snarling, shouting, and gesturing at the fighters, totally possessed of testosterone lust and manly violence. The fight scenes are brutal, and they appear in shades of gray, black, and white.. These fight scenes glorify the brutal violence.
Then, the hero systematically eliminates the villain and his cohorts, each of whom suffers a unique and excessively violent death. Ahmed is the main opponent, a huge muscled black stud dress-alike Billy Blanks with his tall black boots, leather pants and gloves, leather vest. He’s a pretty good emotionless Terminator-type villain. In one of his fights a guy attacks him with a billy club but it bends when it hits him. When the guy loses the club Ahmed throws it back to him. He always stare at his enemies with tall boots spread apart, showing massive bulge on pants… He dies brutally in a discharge of electric power thru his powerful body, making him convulse like in a orgasm, grunting loud and wetting his pants on the death throes.


0 comments, Reply to this entry

Bane review

Posted : 9 years ago on 13 December 2015 11:36 (A review of Bane )

Batman, who spent the night rounding up a bunch of escaped criminals, is confronted by Bane at the Wayne mansion. Like a lion pouncing upon a tiger, Bane defeats Batman in bloody brutal combat, but what made it even worse was that he threw many insults as well as bitchslapped his opponent before crippling him.
Bane didn't just want to beat Batman. Instead he literally broke him in half. After he beat Batman down to a bloody pulp all over his own home and secret lair Bane decides to throw him off of a building into a street. Bane defeated the hell out of Batman. He was a real badass. Smart, too. (Also, jaaaacked!)
Bane defeats Batman by breaking his spine, Bane drops Batman on his knee. An epic fight ensues, ending with Bane breaking Batman’s back over his knee
Running himself to exhaustion, Batman returned to Wayne Manor, where BANE awaited him. He fought Batman in the Batcave, defeated him and as the coup de grâce, broke Batman's back and left him paraplegic, thereby having been the only man to have "Broken the Bat". Bane breaks into Wayne Manor and overwhelms Batman in a remarkably one-sided fight, before opting to shatter his spine across his knee, declaring that to 'break' him is far more humiliating than simply killing him: "I am BANE -- and I could kill you... but death would only end your agony -- and silence your shame. Instead, I will simply... BREAK YOU!''
Bane doesn’t want to prove his strength to Batman, he simply wants to break him…and he does.
Bane is all violent energy with a militaristic look, including a Bomber jacket style coat and body armor.Bane is an extremely tall, herculean bald man of an incredibly muscular build. He wore a breathing mask that covered his jaw, mouth, nose, and the top and back of his head. Brown trench coat with a military vest underneath with black combat combat pants complete with knee pads and boots. Very deep voice - whether this was his actual voice or an effect of the mask was left up for debate.
The hardcore brutal fight scene with Bane demolishing Batman makes all the male audience got a super excitement erection , is a real orgasmic final epic : SWINGS at him - misses - Bane GRABS him, lifts him HIGH.Bane : ...or your body.Bane brings Batman down onto his knee, BREAKING his back with a horrific CRACK!!


0 comments, Reply to this entry

Force review

Posted : 9 years ago on 12 December 2015 12:11 (A review of Force)

Two guys. One is out for revenge against the other. They strip off their shirts, and just start throwing, and brawling... huge muscle tearing into the other. Finally after a long fight, one hands the other from a hanging hook, killing him brutally finishes him, exacting his revenge .That’s what a friend of mine told me about the movie and I run to see.
John Abraham , as the cop from Narcotics control police is perfect like a muscle man in this movie. He stars as the hulking giant of the narcotics with mean tattoo, shades and alpha male attitude , his buffed body showed in so many scenes where he just take his top off . John Abraham is the man! His muscles make him drool-worthy, and many guys on movie theater were visibly and audible drilled with the sight. As no-holds-barred Narcotics Bureau wildcard Yashvardhan, John Abraham dominates , the tattooed Abraham is every inch a he-man throwback to when Stallone/van Damme/Seagal were in their masculine, monosyllabic prime. One of the strong points of the movie definitely remains John Abraham's muscular physique and screen presence, specially on that bike lifting scene! John is looking all brawn and muscle!
But the villain: WOW! Vidyut Jamwal much better than John, he is tough guy and very impressive. You will have villain's image in your mind ! Debutant Vidyut Jamwal steals the show with his splendid performance. Vidyut Jamwal is terrific as the ruthless villain. He is the scene-stealer here. His lithe, athletic frame and intense eyes a perfect foil to John's buff-ness and deadpan looks, and his action sequences that used kallaripayattu, kungfu and gymnastics were out of the world awesome. He is STAR material with super screen presence
The action is top-notch, happens at an electric , breathless pace. The movie gets quite violent especially towards the end. Confrontation making it a fight to the finish between two magnificent bodybuilders--John Abraham and Vidyut Jammwal. The ultimate combat between Vidyut and John is a powerful giant clash, two alpha males in a brutal combat for supremacy, oozing testosterone and manhood. The fight sequences are SUPERB, best fights EVER and they put you on the edge of your seat and young males at movie theater started yelling and grunting like apes in heat at the sight of those brutal stallions in mutual destruction until the climax : the meat-hook impaling the powerful torso of virile Vidyut , that dies in wild manly way, roaring and moaning as he was reaching his final climax.


0 comments, Reply to this entry

Tactical Force review

Posted : 9 years ago on 11 December 2015 03:19 (A review of Tactical Force)

We get all we need in a movie like this – a team of macho SWAT members ,shootouts, brutal fights (Steve Austin vs Keith Jardine, Michael Jai White vs Darren Shahlavi),and the close-up fight scenes, when they finally come, are brutal and skillful. Austin is able to put his former wrestling skills to good use in a great climactic grappling moment and also Michael Jai White in some karate matches. The fight with Shalavi cud be better, coz that guy is a powerful fighter too and deserved a more devastating death. But when the goateed UFC legend Jardine comes bald-head-to-bald-head with Stone Cold you just start breathin hard with all that released testosterone, all that brutality!And all that alpha male trash talk : “I will kill you in the longest, slowest, most painful way possible. Fuck me and I will kill you. I'll rip your goddamn guts out.”


0 comments, Reply to this entry